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Alright, sorry that it is coming a bit late but here is an update on where things stand with me an my new buddy Said. Here are the contents of the letter that I wrote him back and gave to him the other day;

Hello Said,

I am well, how are you? My name is Daniel Farmer it is nice to meet you. I am twenty-seven years old. I am from Seattle, WA but now I live in Ucar. Thank you for the very nice letter and I would be very pleased to be friends with you.

Dan

P.S. All your free base are belong to us.

His response came the next day. Inside was another letter and a floral print card. The card said, "You very good human!" and was scented with a nice perfume. The letter goes;

Dear Daniel,

Thank you for the nice letter. Letter is very good. When is your birthday? What is your phone number? May I call you? What is you job? Do you speak Azerbaijan? What is your Ucar address? May I see you again? See you soon!

Said

It has been about a week since this last letter and I haven't seen him since.